Category: Humour

  • How To Write A Press Release (9Rules)

    I’ve gotten used to writing press releases over the past 18 months for KilkennyMusic.com and its great to see them get republished without any changes. Of course, newspapers like you and the content they publish to remain professional, as non-objective as possible and in line with the paper’s own ethos.

    Of course, press releases are sometimes clouded in mystery, useless jargon and wouldn’t get a second look by a reader.

    Which is why this, “press release” from 9Rules.com catches the eye. Open, fun and to the point – just the way I like it.

  • The IT Crowd Returns

    Joy of joy, doing some “forum cruising” tonight I came across several posts stating that Channel 4 have commissioned a second, 8-episode series of The IT Crowd. Can anyone confirm this at all? Hard to find details on C4’s own site.

    For those of you not in the know (via Wikipedia)

    The IT Crowd is set in the offices of Reynholm Industries, a fictitious British corporation in central London. It focuses on the shenanigans of the three-strong IT support team located in a dingy, untidy and unkempt basement – a stark contrast to the shining modern architecture and stunning London views enjoyed by the rest of the organisation.

    Moss and Roy, the two technicians, are portrayed as socially inept geeks. Despite the company’s utter dependence on their services, they are despised by the rest of the staff. Roy’s exasperation is reflected in his support techniques of ignoring the phone in the hope it will stop ringing, and using reel-to-reel tape recordings of stock IT suggestions (“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”, “Are you sure it’s plugged in?”). Moss’s wide and intricate knowledge of all things technical is reflected in his extremely accurate yet utterly indecipherable suggestions, while demonstrating a complete inability to deal with practical problems like extinguishing fires and removing spiders.

    Jen, the newest member of the team, is hopelessly non-technical, despite claiming on her CV that she has “a lot of experience with computers”. As Denholm, the company boss, is equally tech-illiterate, he’s convinced by Jen’s interview bluffing and appoints her head of the I.T. department. Her official title is “relationship manager”, yet her attempts at bridging the gulf between the technicians and the business generally have the opposite effect, landing Jen in situations just as ludicrous as those of her team-mates.

    Its actually crazy how funny the show is and I know that I for one am certainly looking forward to the new series (should the word be true!). Anyone interested, the first series was released on DVD just this week, Play.com have it on DVD for EUR 19.49.

  • Riding The Lines

    Have a go of this one….

    Linerider

  • What Kind Of Person Are You?

    One for the internet uers among us (I think that counts for everything if you’re reading the blog!)…