Eircom, thou hast let me down

When your business relies heavily on a decent broadband connection (by decent, I’m using Eircom’s 3mb business line, though the upstream isn’t huge), its a pure pain in the ass when you have to spend the first part of your morning (about 40 minutes) waiting on hold before speaking to someone.

Actually, I never got to speak to anyone, it just kept going on and on. All I needed to know was if there was a line fault in the area. You contact an ISP I used to work for on tech support and the IVR system kicks in telling you theres a fault in your area to save you waiting on hold and yesterday I was informed they even send you text messages and keep you updated during the day!

So the broadband went.

We waited.

And waited.

By lunchtime I had to go home to send off print orders for jobs, check the mail and return to the office. Nothing by the afternoon.

So I resorted to dialup (56k – we pulled out the dual ISDN back in the summer to make way for BB) – borrowed a laptop (as I now refuse to install modems into any machines I build), found a length of spare phone cable I had and dialed in. 15 minutes to check my email, download a 250kb PDF and return to my office. The killer was, there was an error in the PDF so I had to ring to arrange another one to be sent as waiting on mail was going to be a joke – and fair play, they sent another one immediately, so I waited a further ten minutes (seen as the pages were cached it was running a little quicker) and got my updated PDF – which I then faxed away…. who the hell sends a fax any more?

Bottom line is, I have no idea how any Irish business could rely on dialup for their internet access and not make the move over to broadband. That and I can’t fathom the fact that one of the country’s leading ISP has to take more than 40 minutes to answer a tech support call to tell me whether or not it can be fixed or when the service goes live. Especially when every 3 minutes they tell you how important your call is!

Damn John for kicking my ass in Call of Duty for the last hour of the day!

8 Comments

  1. Michele February 25, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    Switch to Netsource. They answer the phone almost immediately and actually ring you back

    – and would you ever use a better captcha system please. The “6” and the “8” look almost identical due to the horizontal line

  2. Ken February 25, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    still at me about the captcha….

    which means I still haven’t done anything about it, but yes!

    for the sake of usability and sanity amongst readers! 😀

  3. Michele February 25, 2006 at 11:06 pm

    Ken – I’ve no problem with captcha – it’s just your one that bugs me 🙂
    Have a look at Justin Mason’s

  4. Pavlos February 25, 2006 at 11:28 pm

    Hey, what happened to the captcha? So much fun in confusing my 1s and 4s just evaporated! 🙁

    hah 🙂 by the way, dump your broadband provider, unless they’re really really cheap. Or you have really grown to appreciate the joy that is dial-up… !real evil grin here!

  5. Ken February 26, 2006 at 9:37 am

    played around with the PHP and removed the line, just for you 🙂

  6. Ken February 26, 2006 at 9:38 am

    i’d have to consider it if it was going to carry on. it was still out yesterday in the office. i use a different provider for the home connection which has never had any difficulties – just wish i knew what was going on!

    as for the captcha, i had to make it a little easier to read. even I was getting pissed off to an extent with the line there, sixes and eights, 1’s and 4’s 🙂

  7. Sean March 2, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    was this on a friday? cos it happened to us on friday. I rang them and basically what happened was their authorisation server got fried.. Dunno if it was friday though. All i know is it went off Thursday night about 2ish and wasnt on until saturday around 8… 🙂

  8. Ken March 3, 2006 at 11:48 am

    It was thursday, friday, all day saturday – yet no real care for an explanation. Thank God for Chorus at home 🙂

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